NEW MIX ALERT. FIND IT ON MY FB WALL:
THE LURK CHRONICLES ARE A MELANGE OF MUSICS DEDICATED TO MY CHILDHOOD, PRESENT AND FUTURE CELEBRITY CRUSHES. NO PARTICULAR ORDER OR SIGNIFICANCE TO THE MUSIC BUT MORE HOW THE MUSIC MAKES ME THINK OF ALL MY CRUSHES AND… YEA. THIS SERIES OF MIXTAPES ARE SHIT I’D BE LISTENING TO AS I LURK MY CRUSHES…. NOT FOR REAL… BUT IF I DID…. KINDA… YOU GET THE POINT.
FIRST UP, TATYANA’S MIX.
Tatyana’s been on my mind since.. Forever. Bet her damn hair smells like gold, vanilla and rainbows at the same damn time. I bet to be in her presence is probably an out of world experience like visiting Mars and coming back and tryna act like it didn’t happen. Shit I bet her feet smell better than some people’s hair. I’d swim through 3 oceans of fire, back flip off Mount Everest into a running river of sharks and cootie infested water, then sit through a KKK board meeting no mask…. Just to get a 0.456 in 12857 chance to say Hi to her on any given day. Shit… However it may be. Listen and enjoy.